You Didn’t Read the Address, Did You?
And they say us Southerners ain’t sophisticated.
But seriously, if you have a complaint, please send a certified letter, return receipt requested, to:
USPS Dead Letter Office #A
New York City, Montana 918273645-46372819
Attn: Agent for Joel S. Hollingsworth
Please include a $79 processing fee, and, if paid by check, write “This is a free gift; I want nothing in return” in the Memo line.
Someone will be in touch.
